Is Steve Jobs Really Sick? Or Really Healthy?
July 24, 2008
Rumors have been circulating for weeks that Apple CEO Steve Jobs is sick. The reason is that during his WWDC iPhone 3G announcement keynote, Jobs arised to have lost weight since the last iPhone rollout a year ago. But Forbes.com has another theory: What whether Jobs lost weight considering he’s SUPER HEALTHY? In the past 30 years, public have become so sick and so fat from eating crappy junk food that the only instance we see someone really thin is when they’re dying of cancer (also caused by junk food). Jobs, on the other hand, apparently doesn’t eat junk food. His diet is reportedly rich in dark-green veggies and plenty of fresh fruit. Such a diet helps ward off cancer (which Jobs had a brush with in recent years), and will additionally build you ward off the lard that so many other CEOs carry around. Should Wall Street be concerned about Jobs’ health? I say no. The guy will probably live to be 120.
[Source] Mike
Found Photo: Go In Style With Fanboy Coffins
July 24, 2008
The UK gadget rag T3 mocked up some ultimate FANBOY COFFINS for dead Grand Theft Auto, Halo, Wii, Vista, Apple and iPhone fans.
[Source] Mike
McDonald’s Drinks In TV Product Placement = Fake!
July 23, 2008
If that doesn’t ring clear as a harbinger of the Apocolypse, I don’t know what does. A Las Vegas wee hours news program is now being paid by McDonald’s for a product placement. That’s right: Product placement on the news. But here’s the best part: The McDonald’s iced coffee beverages on the desk aren’t even real. They’re FAKE drink props with fake ice that doesn’t melt, and they don’t even contain a drinkable liquid.
[Source] Mike